GANGSTER ASS SHIT THAT I REGULARLY GET INVOLVED IN

  1. Pretending that the bulk bin Quinoa is Couscous
    Savings of over $9/pound!
  2. Mad dogging cops
    Don't have to worry about retribution cuz I'm a white bro.👨🏼
  3. Telling the entire office that I regularly tell the cashier that the $14 Organic Bulk Bin Almonds were the $10 Conventional Bulk Bin Almonds
    It's not like they have a GMO detector at the front.
  4. Just like always asking for forbearances on my student loans until student debt is abolished
  5. Addressing Former Vice President Al Gore as "Al" to his fucking face.
  6. Smoking Medical Marijuana w/o a license.
    😎
  7. Not being a Good Samaritan by picking up & returning a wallet that you saw on the ground, because who gives a fuck this is Beverly Hills
    You just left it there, because an authentic GS could walk by to return it to the owner, or maybe if you had touched it you would have had to explain yourself ok some dumb ass candid camera show.
  8. Jacking pens ALL THE TIME
    How do you think I filled those FIVE FULL JARS OF PENS????
  9. Dr Pepper in a water cup, every time*
    *every other time 😏
  10. Taking as many free snacks as possible
  11. Paying health insurance premiums on Day 29 of the grace period
  12. Only wearing Taz apparel
  13. Taking the bus when everyone else wants to take a cab
    Savings of over $9/ride!
  14. Just like walking by petitioners who ask if I want to save a child's life and be like "nah."
  15. Making it seem like I'm pretending that I don't give a fuck, while actually not giving a fuck
  16. Eating ice cream whenever I want