Happy Awkward Moments Day!
  1. A crippling fear of high-fives
  2. The horror of chopsticks
  3. That moment when you forget how to hold your arms
  4. Why just "popping your head" into your boss' office is never going to happen
  5. The overwhelming concern that someone else will think what happened in the bathroom was you when it wasn't
  6. Overthinking pronunciations of words so you sound like maybe you have an accent
  7. How very, very hard it is to whisper
  8. That some chairs don't work properly
  9. Why you're talking with your hand over your mouth
  10. Always thinking the bad smell is you
  11. The fact that you will, more likely than not, have tissue caught on your shoe
  12. That "fancy attire" really just means "you will not be able to properly dress for this event"
  13. How hard it is to keep your bra straps in place (esp in an interview)
  14. Remembering someone's name but being afraid to use it in case you're wrong
  15. Choking on your own spit suddenly and without warning
  16. How hard it is to talk, then listen, then talk, then listen
  17. Feeling like you are definitely itchier/scratchier than other people
  18. Dancing-in-public induced terror (unless you're drunk, then it's ON)