To Me, Happiness Is…

  1. Patrick Swayze.
  2. Wonka candy.
  3. California rolls with mayonnaise.
  4. A perfect hair day.
  5. Terry Crews Old Spice commercials.
  6. My fish, NWA. RIP.
  7. A baby's laughter and smiles. But only my niece's. Other babies are just not as cool.
  8. Gay dance anthems.
  9. Pretending I don't speak English.
  10. Ringing the alarm in elevators.
  11. When Lee dances like Eric Nies on the Grind.
  12. Thai basil. Lavender. Rosemary.
  13. Drunk before the too drunk happens.