5 of My Unusual Life Goals

Most of them involve weddings.
  1. Elope Paul and Linda McCartney style.
    Get married in the courthouse, followed by a small reception with our close friends and our families sitting far away from each other.
  2. Give the best maid of honor speech ever.
    People will laugh and cry, and I'll drop the mic so hard that everyone will be deaf.
  3. Watch Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr perform with John Lennon and George Harrison holograms.
  4. Be a groom's best man.
    Because fuck gender roles.
  5. Hug Barack Obama.
    He just looks like he could use a hug, you know?