5 of My Unusual Life Goals
Most of them involve weddings.
- •Elope Paul and Linda McCartney style.Get married in the courthouse, followed by a small reception with our close friends and our families sitting far away from each other.
- •Give the best maid of honor speech ever.People will laugh and cry, and I'll drop the mic so hard that everyone will be deaf.
- •Watch Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr perform with John Lennon and George Harrison holograms.
- •Be a groom's best man.Because fuck gender roles.
- •Hug Barack Obama.He just looks like he could use a hug, you know?