Men I'd Like to Hug (aka MILHs)
Somehow, telling the world that you'd like to hug a particular person is a lot creepier than telling the world that you'd like to fuck a particular person. But sometimes, you look at a person, and you don't want to rip off his clothes. You just want to give that person a big hug. I've given this list an unhealthy amount of thought.
- •Dana CarveyOf any decade.
- •All members of The Lonely IslandEven with Andy Samberg's unruly 2006 haircut.
- •All past and present members of One DirectionIn all of their tattooed, skinny white/Asian boy glory.
- •Paul RuddWith or without the bushy beard.
- •Mark RuffaloEspecially in Hulk form.