Somehow, telling the world that you'd like to hug a particular person is a lot creepier than telling the world that you'd like to fuck a particular person. But sometimes, you look at a person, and you don't want to rip off his clothes. You just want to give that person a big hug. I've given this list an unhealthy amount of thought.
  1. Dana Carvey
    Of any decade.
  2. All members of The Lonely Island
    Even with Andy Samberg's unruly 2006 haircut.
  3. All past and present members of One Direction
    In all of their tattooed, skinny white/Asian boy glory.
  4. Paul Rudd
    With or without the bushy beard.
  5. Mark Ruffalo
    Especially in Hulk form.