THINGS TO ASK GOD WHEN I DIE IF THERE HAPPENS TO BE ONE....

  1. Bigfoot, real or bullshit?
  2. Loch Ness monster, real or bullshit or big ass sturgeon?
  3. May I get a booth by a window?
  4. When I was 5 and my mom accidentally sucked up my gerbil with the vacuum cleaner, where were you then?
  5. Did my gerbil make it here?
  6. Do all bad things happen when your on a bathroom break?
  7. What do you think about the new Star Wars movies?
  8. When they created Jar Jar Binks where were you then? Bathroom break?
  9. Aside from turning water into wine and giving sight back to the blind, could Jesus pull a rabbit out of a hat or maybe make a yacht disappear?
  10. If I don't like my room could I maybe upgrade to a suite?