NON-ARTISANAL SODAS, RANKED
- •Any root beer
- •Diet Coke from a soda fountain
- •Dr. Browns Black CherryDiet OR regular!
- •Mountain DewSeriously I know it's been coopted by gamer/coder culture but this beverage is amazing, especially the original formula/cane sugar version. (When I was in Knoxville last month we drove past the building where it was invented; it's now a laundromat.) I should also probably mention that Dr. Enuf > Mountain Dew but that's a whole other story.
- •Non-diet Coke in a super-cold can
- •Strawberry FantaBut only a little bit. Too much is too much.
- •Dr Pepper
- •Sunkist OrangeInstant childhood time machine
- •7-UpSlightly less syrupy than sprite?