NON-ARTISANAL SODAS, RANKED
- 1.Any root beer
- 2.Diet Coke from a soda fountain
- 3.Dr. Browns Black CherryDiet OR regular!
- 4.Mountain DewSeriously I know it's been coopted by gamer/coder culture but this beverage is amazing, especially the original formula/cane sugar version. (When I was in Knoxville last month we drove past the building where it was invented; it's now a laundromat.) I should also probably mention that Dr. Enuf > Mountain Dew but that's a whole other story.
- 5.Non-diet Coke in a super-cold can
- 6.Strawberry FantaBut only a little bit. Too much is too much.
- 7.Dr Pepper
- 8.Sunkist OrangeInstant childhood time machine
- 9.7-UpSlightly less syrupy than sprite?