PRIZED ENTRIES ON MY CONTACTS LIST

  1. Bill Nye the Science Guy
  2. Ethan Hawke's cell circa 2005
    This has stayed on every phone I've had since then. Can't bring myself to delete it.
  3. Anna Wintour's assistant's direct line
    Once accidentally called this number when I meant to call my therapist
  4. Secret reservation number for a now-defunct hip restaurant that always vehemently claimed never to take reservations
    It feels so charmingly dated
  5. UPDATE: just deleted the old Ethan Hawke number and now I feel meaningfully cleansed and free????