🍆🌽 Best Vegetables 🍠🌿
I fucking love vegetables! But I get why people don't - they just haven't met the right vegetables. When it comes to veggies, the weirder looking, the better!!!
- •OkraIt's slimy and flavorful and filled with little white beads and it is the most delicious thing ever, I will eat the living shit out of you every time you're in season
- •Bitter melonYou gotta cook it right, but when you do the bitterness is so addictive and heavenly and medicinal and can probably cure diabetes, for real
- •Water spinachThe best fucking greens in the entire world!!! Find them in your local Asian supermarket or nowhere else because the rest of you are FOOLS
- •CauliflowerIs there anything you can't do well, you beautiful albino broccoli???
- •EggplantI used to have a roommate who hated eggplant so I cooked it a lot and told her it was "Thai purplefruit" and she fell for it and now she loves the 🍆
- •CucumberCucumbers are fucking awesome!!! They taste good in every form and make a chill replacement for eyeballs too 😑
- •CornIf you have not eaten a perfect ear of roasted summer corn, YOU HAVE NOT LIVED ☀️🌽☀️
- •Delicata squashThis is totally a bougie upper class veg that I didn't meet until like 2 years ago but wow I get it, it tastes like WEALTH
- •Daikon radishDaikon is beautiful and like cucumbers it can wear a million different outfits and be delicious in every single one, also they are so damn cute
- •SeaweedThis is the food of the future, kids!!! And lucky us because seaweed is the best omg
- •I like other vegetables tooBut these are my favorite 😊