1. If it's yellow, let it mellow
  2. If it's brown, let it stick around
  3. If it's tan, let it stand
  4. If it's grey, let it stay
  5. If it's black, let it stack
  6. If it's blue, let it brew
  7. If it's green, let it steam
  8. If it's pink, let it stink
  9. If it's red... go to the doctor, you may soon be dead
    Dead people don't need water, congratulations!