Commercials, workout vids, angry webcam declarations (not movies)
  1. On the beat
    As of this year a computer can do this. Don't waste your time.
  2. On the beat (sometimes)
    Always a winner
  3. Against the beat
    Always a loser
  4. On the beat (of the story)
    Winner. Also impossible :(
  5. At random
  6. Instinctually
    Winner. Then loser.
  7. By committee
    Loser. Then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯