Ranked. Sorry RR and Giada...
  1. 6.
    Emeril Lagasse
    Just for nostalgia's sake. Look at that smile- this man LOVES to cook and you can just feel his passion. So expressive. Remember that commercial where he just kept saying BAM? Timeless.
  2. 5.
    Gordon Ramsey
    He's a merciless, terrifying, fireball of a chef who also happens to host the absolute cutest cooking show for kids. So multifaceted, so edgy.
  3. 4.
    Rev Run
    Have you seen this man cook? He is a vision. Not to mention his wife is hilarious, his house is incredible, and his style is flawless. Adidas sweatsuit on fleek.
  4. 3.
    Mary Berry
    Not afraid to tell it like it is. Probably the best baker of all time, and the woman everyone wants as their grandmother. If I ever baked something that she approved of, I would cease to exist and would simply become a happy rainbow for eternity.
  5. 2.
    Guy Fieri
    One of my favorite people of all time. An inspiration to us all. The King of Flavortown. When I die, bury me dressed as Guy Fieri.
  6. 1.
    Ina Garten
    Inches out Guy simply with her sheer grace and absolute badass-ery. Former nuclear energy consultant to the president opens bake shop in the Hampton's and becomes wildly successful. Her show calms and centers me in life. Doesn't fuck around when it comes to cooking. Not to mention her adorable marriage and many ~trendy~ friends. My queen.