1. Nick Carter
    Where are you? Does anyone even know??
  2. My ex
  3. John Mayer
    You disappointed us all
  4. Some guy named Kirby who I really didn't like that much to begin with
    Who would name their kid Kirby?
  5. Uncle Jessie
    John Stamos just shouldn't be selling yogurt to the public, it's not right
  6. That guy I used to date
  7. Griffin O'Toole
    He died
  8. Anyone who doesn't support Guy Fieri
  9. The guy who took my virginity
  10. Mr. Rohrbach
  11. Cameron Henken
    Did I already mention him?