REASONS TO GET YOUR APPENDIX OUT
- •It's vestigialNo appendix = more evolved.
- •Your local ER surgeon can whip it out in an hour!
- •People will (finally) think you're funny when you're all high on the anesthesia drugs
- •FREE one night stay in the hospital of your choice(Medical fees not included)
- •They change your belly button around so it's like free plastic surgerh
- •They might give you a transvaginal ultrasound if you're lucky!
- •Automatic excuse not to lift heavy objects for 4-6 weeks
- •Maybe you'll look this cuteBut I doubt it