REASONS TO GET YOUR APPENDIX OUT

  1. It's vestigial
    No appendix = more evolved.
  2. Your local ER surgeon can whip it out in an hour!
  3. People will (finally) think you're funny when you're all high on the anesthesia drugs
  4. FREE one night stay in the hospital of your choice
    (Medical fees not included)
  5. They change your belly button around so it's like free plastic surgerh
  6. They might give you a transvaginal ultrasound if you're lucky!
  7. Automatic excuse not to lift heavy objects for 4-6 weeks
  8. Maybe you'll look this cute
    But I doubt it