TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

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  1. Getting me out of bed in the morning in some way that doesn't make me want to die
  2. Washing my hair
  3. Styling my hair cuz lets face it this is not something I do
  4. Getting the morning papers at the weekend
  5. Making appointments
  6. Taking some of my phone calls and saying 'sorry she's too busy to come to the phone right now' when actually I'm just in bed at 4pm watching Netflix
  7. Going into work for me occasionally?
  8. Doing my food shopping and bringing me back a surprise
  9. The washing up
  10. Making milkshakes
  11. Asking me if I feel like going out to eat tonight then making a reservation somewhere they know I'll like
  12. Buying me clothes
  13. Basically just being my mother?