Because they said they would be home 30 minutes ago
  1. 1. Snapchat pictures of your face.
  2. 2. Instagram pictures of their tween years.
  3. 3. Tell their younger siblings to start Snapchatting them with strange pictures of their parents.
  4. 4. Avoid Facebook, teenagers hate Facebook.
  5. 5. Put Dino-nuggets in the oven. They can smell Dino-nuggets from miles away.
  6. Relax, they eventually come home when they run out of money or data.