Translations of my mother's favorite lines.
My mother is quite quotable, almost as much as she is lovable. Enjoy.
- •Are you ready to go?IM READY TO GO. LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.
- •Make good choices (prior to my exiting the house)DONT FUCK UP.
- •I would not bail you out of jail.I would totally bail you out of jail but you will regret it for the rest of your life and I will not let you forget it for a second.
- •That's okay.DEFINITELY NOT OKAY. ANOTHER BAD CHOICE.
- •It's a sauna in here!Turn the heat down NOW.
- •It's a tundra!Turn down the AC now!!!!!
- •I love you more.I love you more. This one is accurate. And sums up how we both feel.