Translations of my mother's favorite lines.

My mother is quite quotable, almost as much as she is lovable. Enjoy.
  1. Are you ready to go?
    IM READY TO GO. LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.
  2. Make good choices (prior to my exiting the house)
    DONT FUCK UP.
  3. I would not bail you out of jail.
    I would totally bail you out of jail but you will regret it for the rest of your life and I will not let you forget it for a second.
  4. That's okay.
    DEFINITELY NOT OKAY. ANOTHER BAD CHOICE.
  5. It's a sauna in here!
    Turn the heat down NOW.
  6. It's a tundra!
    Turn down the AC now!!!!!
  7. I love you more.
    I love you more. This one is accurate. And sums up how we both feel.