Shallow Things I'm Gonna Do When I Become Rich
...which will be very soon!!!
- 1.Monogram the shit out of everything in my house!!! Towels, shoes, purses, bowls, plants, clothes, and sheets! Even my walls are going to have my initials on them. To remind people that I'm running this!!!
- 2.Be an organic snob! If it's not organic I can't touch it. The dog I buy will be organic and so will the mansion I have built. My kids will have organic teachers and go to organic schools. Hmmmm...Will I be praying to an organic God? Stay tuned lol!!!
- 3.I will buy the most expensive car encrusted with diamonds and drive up to anyone and ask. "Jealous much?"
- 4.If I haven't been murdered by the time I get to number 3 I plan on naming a planet after me. Something like Planet Bonita Awesomeness. I like the sound of that.
- 5.Donate money to things I care about like plastic surgery and country clubs. A girl's gotta live right?
- 6.Make a movie about me, starring me, made by me.
- 7.Buy a basketball team, fire the team, hire a new team and fire them too just because.