Why I'll Never Be Beyonce

  1. I can't dance
  2. I'm too old
  3. I'm too fat
  4. I can't sing
  5. Wigs make my head hot
  6. I don't know any rappers that want to marry me
  7. I don't have a sister
  8. My mommy can't sew
  9. I still don't know the words to single ladies