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Favorite spells for surviving on the web by me Hermione
- •Trollum AdnauseumA spell that automatically spams your point repeatedly until everyone gives up and / or has curfew.
- •Correctus ProfiliusAutomatically reveals accurate information on résumés and dating profiles including misleading headshots and whether the puppy is theirs or not.
- •PlacaciateA spell that makes a person stop harassing you and instead give you compliments like Leslie Knope in Parks and Rec.
By me Hermione
I am the one true supreme.
- •When I beat the shit out of Draco Malfoy by punching him in the face.
- •When I made out with your fave, Ron Weasley.
- •When I destroyed that weird plant thing that was protecting the Sorcerer's Stone and also solved the potion logic puzzle allowing the plot to progress.