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Favorite spells for surviving on the web by me Hermione
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    Trollum Adnauseum
    A spell that automatically spams your point repeatedly until everyone gives up and / or has curfew.
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    Correctus Profilius
    Automatically reveals accurate information on résumés and dating profiles including misleading headshots and whether the puppy is theirs or not.
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    Placaciate
    A spell that makes a person stop harassing you and instead give you compliments like Leslie Knope in Parks and Rec.
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    Emma Watson
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    When I beat the shit out of Draco Malfoy by punching him in the face.
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    When I made out with your fave, Ron Weasley.
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    When I destroyed that weird plant thing that was protecting the Sorcerer's Stone and also solved the potion logic puzzle allowing the plot to progress.
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