FAVORITE SPELLS TO USE OVER THE INTERNET
Favorite spells for surviving on the web by me Hermione
- •Trollum AdnauseumA spell that automatically spams your point repeatedly until everyone gives up and / or has curfew.
- •Correctus ProfiliusAutomatically reveals accurate information on résumés and dating profiles including misleading headshots and whether the puppy is theirs or not.
- •PlacaciateA spell that makes a person stop harassing you and instead give you compliments like Leslie Knope in Parks and Rec.
- •Cranius ReductumReduces the ego of a verbal opponent. May also actually reduce head size but when you can't see them you don't feel too bad.
- •ObliviateA classic memory spell to use on followers when you uploaded an Insta and it only got three likes.
- •Ascetio!Makes someone delete their profile.
- •Warts hexSometimes it's just fun.