TIMES I OWNED THIS FRANCHISE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

I am the one true supreme.
  1. When I beat the shit out of Draco Malfoy by punching him in the face.
  2. When I made out with your fave, Ron Weasley.
  3. When I destroyed that weird plant thing that was protecting the Sorcerer's Stone and also solved the potion logic puzzle allowing the plot to progress.
  4. When I iconically figured out there was a basilisk in Hogwarts before getting petrified.
  5. When I turned back time consistently for an entire year holding the chronology of the universe in balance.
  6. When I singlehandedly achieved rights for house elves more or less.
  7. When I flawlessly made myself over for the Yule Ball without the help of any stylists.
  8. When I put Rita Skeeter into a jar and carried her around.
  9. When I put up with Harry's bullshit whining throughout book 5.
  10. When I carried everyone's shit in a small purse while trekking through the wilderness.
  11. When I was basically awarded an EGOT for my portrayal of Bellatrix Lestrange.
  12. When I snatched weaves during the battle of Hogwarts.
  13. Plz add your fave memory of me the iconic Hermione Granger...