TIMES I OWNED THIS FRANCHISE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
I am the one true supreme.
- •When I beat the shit out of Draco Malfoy by punching him in the face.
- •When I made out with your fave, Ron Weasley.
- •When I destroyed that weird plant thing that was protecting the Sorcerer's Stone and also solved the potion logic puzzle allowing the plot to progress.
- •When I iconically figured out there was a basilisk in Hogwarts before getting petrified.
- •When I turned back time consistently for an entire year holding the chronology of the universe in balance.
- •When I singlehandedly achieved rights for house elves more or less.
- •When I flawlessly made myself over for the Yule Ball without the help of any stylists.
- •When I put Rita Skeeter into a jar and carried her around.
- •When I put up with Harry's bullshit whining throughout book 5.
- •When I carried everyone's shit in a small purse while trekking through the wilderness.
- •When I was basically awarded an EGOT for my portrayal of Bellatrix Lestrange.
- •When I snatched weaves during the battle of Hogwarts.
- •Plz add your fave memory of me the iconic Hermione Granger...