I NEED CONSISTENCY GODDAMMIT

  1. I normally think it's so dumb when people bitch about app updates.
  2. Because come on. We all have better things to do with our time.
  3. But the change from mandatory all-caps titles to whatever the fuck you want it to be is too much.
  4. WAY TOO MUCH.
  5. I liked how uniform it was.
  6. I liked the sense of authority that the all-caps gave to a title.
  7. Like it was a declaration of sorts.
  8. And I really can't stand when the first letter of every word in a sentence is capitalized.
  9. It reminds me of unhip baby boomers leaving Facebook comments.
    "Wow What A Beautiful Family Photo Debbie. Say Hi To Bob And The Kids. LOL - Barb"
  10. Literally that's what it looks like.
  11. I need the consistency, okay? I'm type A and this doesn't sit well with me.
  12. So let's just go back to how it was and we'll just pretend like this didn't happen.
  13. Great! Good talk.
  14. (Also because all-caps is no longer the default, it could be implied that I'm yelling my list title. In this instance, I am.)