MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @k8mcgarry (these were painful to type)
  1. Sexism is looooong gone and feminism is so unnecessary.
  2. Absolutely I would vote for Trump, he seems like a stand-up guy!
  3. Really, I love it when my apartment is a filthy mess.
  4. Adele is the worst.
  5. Hermione Granger sucks.