THE MAIN REASONS I'M GOING TO THIS SUPER BOWL PARTY πŸˆπŸ»πŸŽ‰

I'm not a football fan. I'm not even concerned with the commercials or the halftime show. However...
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    The hosts have invited our dog, Sammy.
    Honestly, who wouldn't invite him? He's so fucking cute.
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    They have a fenced-in yard.
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    They also have a dog who is similar in size to Sammy.
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    So I'm basically taking my dog on a play date and also there will probably be dip there.
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    🐢🐾🐾