THE THOUGHTS OF SOMEONE TRYING TO BUY A KYLIE LIP KIT πŸ˜‘πŸ’ΈπŸ’„

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    Okay, it's in 2 minutes. Refresh, refresh.
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    OMG THEY'RE THERE.
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    Add to cart!
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    Wait, I want another shade. Okay, go back.
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    Okay, I have them both. They're in my cart!
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    I've heard horror stories about people having them in their cart, only to sell out when they try to pay.
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    But that won't be me!
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    My phone keeps blowing up.
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    Yes, Kylie, I see that you're live on your app but I'm busy here!
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    Time to focus. Your whole life has been leading up to this moment.
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    I am so in the zone. The adrenaline is so real right now.
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    What?! The website errored out?!
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    Refresh.
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    Oh it's all still there. Okay, try again.
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    It's 66.95 including shipping. But money is no object right now.
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    Keep entering in your stuff. You got this, girl.
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    Oh, there goes my phone again.
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    kyliecosmetics posted another photo on Instagram, as if I fucking care right now.
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    PLACE ORDER.
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    Click.
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    This is it. It's happening.
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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME KYLIE IT ERRORED AGAIN.
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    This is honestly the shittiest website.
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    Refresh.
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    It's processing again.
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    OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT AGAIN.
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    Refresh.
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    It's spinning again.
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    It's still spinning.
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    Kris Jenner has built a fucking multi-million dollar empire on her daughters and yet she couldn't get her youngest a decent website?
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    It's not like they don't know they're going to get a ton of traffic.
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    I swear this is on purpose. It's a marketing ploy and it's working on me.
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    IT FUCKED UP AGAIN.
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    What if it charges me all these times that I refresh it and I end up with like 12 lip kits?
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    I'd just eBay them for an exorbitant amount. I would actually profit nicely from this.
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    Refresh.
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    My estimated wait time is 2 minutes? What fresh hell is this?
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    How badly do I even want these? Is this even worth it?
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    Ugh I do want them.
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    Wait this is a new message with the spinny pink circle. This must be a good sign.
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    It's processing my order?! And I will get an email confirmation when it's finished?!
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    Did I do it?!
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    Is this it? The moment of truth?
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    OH SWEET JESUS CONFIRMATION PAGE
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    I have an order number and everything.
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    I wonder how many teenagers are crying because they can't get through.
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    It doesn't matter. I persevered. I earned this.
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