YOU DEFINITELY TOOK YOUR KIDS TRICK-OR-TREATING IN PORTLAND IF...

  1. You received freshly smoked salmon instead of candy. Wild caught & smoked by the same guy who was handing it out shirtless but wearing suspenders/jeans.
  2. You received homemade granola (allergy friendly/vegan/gluten free)
  3. Your kids forgot they were trick-or-treating and instead decided to jump in puddles. Because nature > candy.
  4. Your kids knew which leaves came from which trees (oak, maple, etc.) but only knew one brand of candy #peanutbuttercups4life
  5. You traveled by kayaks around your neighborhood because it was flooding and adventure was calling.
  6. Your kids collected candy using a reusable bag made out of plastic waste from the ocean.
  7. You made said bag yourself because you're anti mass-consumerism.
  8. Your kids and their friends dressed up like mini versions of their parents rather than actual characters. Ex: mountain climbers, marathon runners, fishermen.
  9. Obviously you made those costumes from scratch using organic or up-cycled materials. 'Cuz Portland.