First Things I Thought Upon Waking Up Today

  1. Taco Bell Mexican pizza
  2. Is 7 AM too early for a Taco Bell Mexican pizza?
  3. What color should I paint my nails for my job interview tomorrow?
  4. Why is the nearest Taco Bell approximately 7 miles away?
  5. NOTE TO SELF: plan next residence in accordance with the nearest Taco Bell