IF I WON $900 MILLION

  1. I'm keeping my job.
  2. I'm buying a pet alien. 👽
  3. I'm getting a reality show.
  4. I'm investing in @list. Hi @bjnovak, @Nicholas.
  5. I'm buying a house in DC so I have my own place to visit my nephew.
  6. I'm giving my alma mater $1M.
  7. I'm buying Stan's Restaurant in DC.
  8. I'm buying a Neutra house in LA. My estate will be called Nice Dream, my favorite Radiohead song.
  9. I'm never driving again.
  10. I'm selling my car, furniture and clothes.
  11. I'm never wearing a suit. Just denim and oxfords.
  12. Lose my number. My phone is dead to me now.