STAR WARS FILMS RANKED
Because I had to.
- •Return of the Jedi, Epi VIEwoks. Speeders.
- •Empire Strikes Back, Epi VThey freeze Han. Luke learns the force. Battle of Hoth with ATAT Walkers versus the Rogue Squadrons' harpoons and hook cables.
- •Force Awakens, Epi VIIAbrams "out-Lucas'd" Lucas.
- •Attack of the Clones, Epi IIYou really get to see the Jedi kick ass.
- •A New Hope, Epi IIIYou gotta start somewhere.
- •Revenge of the Sith, Epi IIAnakin all grown-up and falling in love.
- •Phantom Menace, Epi ISnooze fest. It was a two-hour build up for what was really just the sci-fi equivalent of a NASCAR race.