STAR WARS FILMS RANKED
Because I had to.
- 1.Return of the Jedi, Epi VIEwoks. Speeders.
- 2.Empire Strikes Back, Epi VThey freeze Han. Luke learns the force. Battle of Hoth with ATAT Walkers versus the Rogue Squadrons' harpoons and hook cables.
- 3.Force Awakens, Epi VIIAbrams "out-Lucas'd" Lucas.
- 4.Attack of the Clones, Epi IIYou really get to see the Jedi kick ass.
- 5.A New Hope, Epi IIIYou gotta start somewhere.
- 6.Revenge of the Sith, Epi IIAnakin all grown-up and falling in love.
- 7.Phantom Menace, Epi ISnooze fest. It was a two-hour build up for what was really just the sci-fi equivalent of a NASCAR race.