THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO
But then I had kids
- •Catch a baby poop in my bare handsIt was either catch it or have it land on the rental apartment light colored carpet. Practicality trumps gross.
- •Develop sorting and storage solutions for variety of cheap plastic toys
- •Say, "I don't care what so-and-so's mom lets her do".I've officially turned into my mother.
- •Bought teacher giftsAh, nothing like the obligatory ass kissing Xmas gift for the kids' teachers. As if they want another Starbucks gift card, plant, or teacher mug/plaque/ornament.
- •Owned a trampoline