1. If Dave Ramsey was looking through my life right now he would cringe.
    I'm sorry I splurged and bought that adorable dining room rug Dave. I'm picking up extra hours at work today just for you.
  2. Do people really just think call center employees have no souls?
    I mean really. RUDE. I wonder how much more ticked this man would be if he knew that I was painting my nails while he was yelling to me about my problems.
  3. OMG it's 7:15 pm and I haven't listed to Justin Bieber all day.
    *puts "Sorry" on repeat for the rest of the day*
  4. Work that red suit Barry Allen. ⚡️
    If The Flash were in fact not a fictional character, I would wife him so fast. (No pun intended)