WAYS TO KICK UP THAT TIRED OLD KETCHUP RECIPE

  1. Did somebody say jalapenos?!?!
  2. Stab one of your enemies to death
    Mix the ketchup in with the blood. When the forensics squad shows up they will notice the ketchup and not the real blood if you are lucky. The lead scientist will say "this isn't a crime scene at all this is just ketchup and this is just a crash test dummy probably." Nice work, you just got away with murder.
  3. Why not try making guacamole instead?
  4. Empty out a Heinz ketchup bottle and fill it with Hunts brand.
  5. Don't make homemade ketchup, you are wasting your time.