WHAT IT MIGHT BE LIKE IF MY HEAD WERE MUCH LARGER

These are some things I think I might experience if the physical size of my head was much larger than it is now
  1. Need to buy bigger hats
  2. Not fit through narrow passageways
  3. A lot of "he's got a big head" jokes and jabs
  4. Brain swelling
  5. Neck pain
  6. Easier time starting conversations at parties
  7. Get invited to parties
  8. Death