REASONS WHY I WAS STUCK IN NEWARK AIRPORT FOR SIX HOURS

  1. My mom thought that traffic and security would be crazy so I left early
  2. I got to the airport at noon
  3. Traffic wasn't crazy
  4. Security took 8 minutes
  5. My flight was delayed 2 hours
  6. My flight was delayed another hour
  7. Boarding took a while
  8. We taxied for a bit