LAST FIVE THINGS I GOOGLED

Excluding Google Maps and work-related Googles
  1. Current temperature in Los Angeles
    Answer: So damn hot
  2. Myrna Roy
    Typo. Her name is actually Myrna Loy.
  3. Mishegas
    Checking to make sure I knew what it meant before I used it in an email.
  4. Joey Ramone
    I don't know.
  5. Google history