THINGS I SAID TO MY DOGS ON OUR WALK THIS MORNING

They're actually our family's dogs but whatever.
  1. By means of introduction, here is a picture of the doggies. Gryffindor, yellow Labradoodle, and Penny, black miniature poodle (aka the cat in a dog's body).
  2. Come on
    This x infinity. Usually directed at Gryffin.
  3. Penny, you're such a good hunter. But that's a leaf.
    It is v windy right now and the leaves are blowing everywhere. Penny thinks she needs to catch them.
  4. Get off that bush
  5. Gryffin, why are you peeing on everything
  6. Did you catch that in your mouth? Good job!
  7. No, that's a mushroom. Don't eat that. That's how one of The Rock's dogs died.
  8. No sir
    Again, directed at Gryffin.
  9. They don't want to be your friend
    Other humans we encountered on our walk.
  10. Just ignore the demon dog
    Particularly yappy and annoying dog that lives in my parents' neighborhood.