FRIENDS THANKSGIVINGS, RANKED
Now that it's November it is time to seriously consider these things.
- •The One Where Ross Got HighHURRICANE GLORIA DIDN'T BREAK THE PORCH SWING, MONICA DID!!!!!!
- •The One With Chandler in a BoxJudge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX.
- •The One With All the FootballIs everyone else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?
- •The One With All the ThanksgivingsMORE BANDAGES!!!
- •The One With Brad PittYOU were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island??
- •The One Where Underdog Got AwayWhat'd you wish for? The bigger half.
- •The One With Rachel's Other SisterSo let me get this straight: my friends die, then we get Emma, then my wife dies, then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?! Now there's your movie!
- •The One with the Late ThanksgivingTHAT'S ALICIA MAE EMORY'S OUTFIT.
- •The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like DogsThe only good part of this one is Ross trying and failing to name all 50 states
- •The One That Doesn't Really ExistI'm looking at you, mockolate episode.