FRIENDS THANKSGIVINGS, RANKED

Now that it's November it is time to seriously consider these things.
  1. 1.
    The One Where Ross Got High
    HURRICANE GLORIA DIDN'T BREAK THE PORCH SWING, MONICA DID!!!!!!
  2. 2.
    The One With Chandler in a Box
    Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX.
  3. 3.
    The One With All the Football
    Is everyone else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?
  4. 4.
    The One With All the Thanksgivings
    MORE BANDAGES!!!
  5. 5.
    The One With Brad Pitt
    YOU were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island??
  6. 6.
    The One Where Underdog Got Away
    What'd you wish for? The bigger half.
  7. 7.
    The One With Rachel's Other Sister
    So let me get this straight: my friends die, then we get Emma, then my wife dies, then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?! Now there's your movie!
  8. 8.
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    THAT'S ALICIA MAE EMORY'S OUTFIT.
  9. 9.
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    The only good part of this one is Ross trying and failing to name all 50 states
  10. 10.
    The One That Doesn't Really Exist
    I'm looking at you, mockolate episode.