MISTAKEN IDENTITY EMAILS

I have a really common name. Or there is a tear in the fabric between universes.
  1. The me who does Ironman competitions
    She signed up with my email so I get COME BACK AND RACE THIS YEAR messages. I would rather lay down in traffic.
  2. The me who is getting married
    I got her wedding cake quote. It was expensive AND had fruit filling. No thanks.
  3. The me who is an RN in NC
    Good job landing all those job interviews, Meg!!! PLEASE FIX YOUR EMAIL ON YOUR RESUME.
  4. The me whose dumb kid kept signing up for some penguin playtime website
    NO I WILL NOT CONFIRM THAT YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION SINCE YOU ARE NOT OVER 12, JEREMY
  5. The me who ran a vegan cooking blog
    LOL. This me couldn't remember her blog password either, judging by the 900 "reset request" emails I got. Eventually I reset it for her. She no longer has that blog.