Why being a lady is tough

As of 5/19/2016. To be updated as needed.
  1. Cramps
    Which means you have to buy midol and other feminine products in preparation for the devil herself
  2. Shaving your legs
    I shaved my legs this morning, so I had to add 10 extra minutes to my shower time and just discovered two missed hairs on my left knee.
  3. Figuring out what to wear to special events
    Gala = ??? Formal dress? Semi-formal dress? Is it ok for me to wear dark lipstick with a pale dress? But what if I want to wear a bold necklace? I certainly can't do bold lips, too! UGH