AGES I WANT TO BE

  1. 1.
    27
    A year out of law school, past the bar exam, still in your 20s, maybe have a spouse so your parents and grandparents can die knowing your significant other exists
  2. 2.
    18 (again)
    Nothing beats the smell of a new voter registration form
  3. 3.
    74
    Prime age for Supreme Court justice nomination. Sit back and relax as you live out your days (to the very last breath) deciding major constitutional arguments.
  4. 4.
    35
    I constitutionally can and will become president
  5. 5.
    50
    Only half way to 100, but thankfully past that half way mark of your life. Nobody wants to live past 90.