GOP CANDIDATES IN EMOJIS
I got bored just watching the debate
- •Ted Cruz: 💀He looks dead and also recently made a little girl cry because he said the world was on fire
- •Ben Carson: 😴💉I think he might have fallen asleep briefly because of his dearth of speaking time in this debate. He was also a doctor, or so he says.
- •Marco Rubio:💧
- •Carly Fiorina: 🦂📠📈📉🙏Idk she reminds me of a scorpion who knows business and is Christian
- •Jeb Bush: 🏃🌻🐘He reminds me of someone from Who-vile
- •Rand Paul: 🌞He almost has frosted tips like this sun
- •Chris Christie: 🌝🏛His tips are not as frosty. He was also a federal prosecutor if you hadn't heard six times.
- •John Kasich: 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻He juts out his hand when he speaks
- •Donald Trump: 🙃