I got bored just watching the debate
  1. Ted Cruz: 💀
    He looks dead and also recently made a little girl cry because he said the world was on fire
  2. Ben Carson: 😴💉
    I think he might have fallen asleep briefly because of his dearth of speaking time in this debate. He was also a doctor, or so he says.
  3. Marco Rubio:💧
  4. Carly Fiorina: 🦂📠📈📉🙏
    Idk she reminds me of a scorpion who knows business and is Christian
  5. Jeb Bush: 🏃🌻🐘
    He reminds me of someone from Who-vile
  6. Rand Paul: 🌞
    He almost has frosted tips like this sun
  7. Chris Christie: 🌝🏛
    His tips are not as frosty. He was also a federal prosecutor if you hadn't heard six times.
  8. John Kasich: 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
    He juts out his hand when he speaks
  9. Donald Trump: 🙃