I hate a lot of things. Here's what they are.
- •When people consolidate their trash inside water bottles or other clear plastic containersEw, gross
- •People who ruin the end of booksSpecifically books because it takes so long for me to read one
- •People who think space exploration is a better investment than humanitarian investments
- •Old white men
- •When people do better than me and I didn't think they should haveI'm a jealous, competitive bitch
- •RaisinsWhat the fuck are they doing in trail mix?
- •Existential bullshitEspecially when people use the word existential incorrectly
- •Being called pretentious
- •ChacosTevas only.
- •When people won't say the word vaginaAlso pronounced va-hina, aka Nature's Pocket
- •When people think Princess Diana jokes are "too soon"It's been 18 years
- •When movie or TV characters say "this is just like a movie/TV show"You're not fooling anyone