The movie Houseguest starring Sinbad is better than this lil guy and that has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes so......(can I get an 'amen' @ErinFlaherty?)
  1. "YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH NARCOS?!"
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    Nope.
  2. "Can I live?"
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    No.
  3. "Can you guys turn the volume down? I'm trying to sleep."
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    Def not.
  4. "LOLOLOLOL YOU GUYS SET A TRAP? WHAT IS THIS?! AMATEUR HOUR?!"
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    No...well, maybe.
  5. "u up?"
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    Nope.
  6. "What's the wifi password?"
    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
  7. "Am I late for the roomie meeting!?"
    Not invited, little guy.
    Suggested by @tbernstein
  8. "... What y'all bitches doin?"
    Suggested by @olive
  9. "Should we get a cat?"
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  10. "Don't mind me, guys, just getting a glass of water."
    Suggested by @sally
  11. "Oh God, not another human infestation. …Sylvia call the exterminator, we've got humans again."
    Suggested by @Dustin