THINGS I'M DONE WITH

You guys, I'm done
  1. Clueless ex-boyfriends
    Bye.
  2. Fan Duel and Draft Kings commercials
    "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" No. I'm not.
  3. Uber surge pricing
    C ya
  4. My apartment
    The roof leaks!
  5. Catcalling
    Nope.
  6. New emojis
    I don't have enough storage space to download them...so I'm done
  7. Kardashians
    You guys, that's enough.
  8. Instagram fame
    #NoThankYou
  9. Slow walkers
    Don't ruin my stride
  10. People who are gluten free
    73% of you do not have a gluten allergy
  11. Racists
    You gotta go
  12. Ghosting
    Don't be an asshole
  13. Humanity
    What's the point