4 TIMES PEOPLE HAVE JUDGED ME, BUT I ASKED FOR IT
Me being me.
- •When I blow dry my sweat at the gymI'm in a rush - ok? You don't have to look at me like that.
- •When I take of my shoes at TSA and I'm not wearing socksIt was no socks, or knee high socks that I would have had to shove into my skinny fit pants. You don't know what that's like.
- •That time I ate corn on the cob in the Boston Public LibraryThis was a horrible decision overall, just across the boards. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm scattered across various corn fetish websites and social media accounts
- •That time I was dog sitting and had to bring a 100lb dog to work as an intern. I discovered that dog had a highly contagious doggy virus after he puked all over the carpeted cubicles and infected neighboring poochesEmphasis on intern.