1. You don't shave your legs. Ever.
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    The extra layer of warmth outweighs the embarrassment when you go to the gym as a wooly mammoth.
  2. Your desktop background is of a beach or summer warm.
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  3. You complain about the weather at least once per hour.
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  4. Not even holiday coffee or tea blends can get you out of your winter slump.
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  5. You haven't checked your mail since January.
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    That would require leaving the house....why would you do THAT?