LIES I'VE TOLD TODAY

In retrospect, it's not that bad
  1. The pictures in my previous list are chosen at random
  2. Nadya (my middle aged Russian boss), I swear I did the m-phenylenediame dilution correctly
    Yeah I had no clue what I was doing
  3. The theory of everything was riveting
    Great movie, but two and a half hours is long for anyone
  4. I think I'm going to go to bible study at 7
  5. Sorry nadya, I just stepped out of the lab to eat and apple because I haven't eaten today
    I really did leave to eat an apple, I had just taken a lunch break an hour ago