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Got high and watched the Britney classic for the first time last night. Pretty kick-ass soundtrack, including:
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    Open your heart by Madonna
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    Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye
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    Bye bye bye by N Sync
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    Anything TED-oriented. TED Talk, TEDx. C'mon, people, calling it something else doesn't disguise the fact that it's just another crappy conference presentation.
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    "Team-building" exercises. Inevitably cheesy, forced and pathetic. Corporate America's remedy to their own soulless reality.
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    The name "Reince Priebus."
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    Can raise one eyebrow
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    Sleep well
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    Win the "CAPTION THIS" contests on Dlisted
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    Does Donald Trump eat pussy?
    He grabs it, sure. But does he eat it? I can't imagine he does. Or if he does, he does so begrudgingly. He's selfish and doesn't give a shit about women. And I think that tells you everything you need to know about Trump and his views on women. It's also the reason he's eminently loathsome to most of us. (Women who vote for Trump don't give a shit about women either).
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    If you use a #BlackLivesMatter hashtag but aren't registered to vote, then you're not trying to be part of the solution.
    Bernie could have used you. Hillary needs you now.
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    To be great again, America needs to invest in education and early childhood.
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I don't like scary movies. In fact, I'm writing this while drinking a beer at my Weed Husband's house, during the sixth episode of American Horror Story, season one. (No way I'm smoking up while watching this). Anyway, in advance of Halloween, here's a list of movies that terrify me.
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    The Good Son
    Scariest movie of all time.
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    Red Dragon
    Saw it in 2003 and never again. That one scene with the eyes has been enough to keep me away
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    Halloween
    The music. The knife. The scene in the closet.
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Smoked a bowl and live "status updated" on Facebook...
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    You're going to knock the hell out of ISIS?? Well go ahead and grab them by the pussies, Donald!
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    "We are great because we are good."
    Liked that.
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    "Locker room talk." At least he's staying on message.
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Started drafting this list a while back and have actually checked a few items off since.
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    The Adventures of Pickle, High Mom, and Spiderman
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Ideas developed while high
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    A nail salon called Beautiful Cuticles
    B Cute for short (logo would be a bumble bee)
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    A sketch on a variety show called Crisp Fall with Chris Paul
    Where CP3 discovers the joys of autumn: zipping up a hoodie and sighing; wearing the first boots of the season; choosing the perfect mix of decorative gourds for his Thanksgiving table; frolicking through a pumpkin patch; etc. @Mr_D suggested the spin-off, "A Crisp Fall Day with Chris Paul's Bae."
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    Busta Rhymes' nursery rhymes
    Also for the variety show. Obviously. Starting with Hickory Dickory Dock (shout out to Big A)
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    Celebrity gossip
    Michael K is my hero.
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    The Sign by Ace of Base
    I heard it a few years back and blasted it with the windows down whilst giving no fucks.
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    Buying dental floss in bulk
    Praise be to Costco 🙌🏽
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    When you live a good life and know it
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    Laughing until it hurts
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    Costco samples
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