5 WAYS TO ASK FRIENDS TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR BLOG

I recently started a blog, HighMom.com. I've asked my two funniest friends—Sebastian Clay and Mr. B (otherwise known as my Weed Husband)—to contribute some posts. It's been a fruitless effort. Dicks.
  1. 1.
    Offer weed.
  2. 2.
    Hurl innocuous insults...like calling them dicks on a page they probably won't see.
  3. 3.
    Have a few cocktails at a Grease sing-a-long and make drunken demands.
    I chose option 3.
  4. 4.
    Bribe with 4 for $4 Wendy's deals.
  5. 5.
    Blog about how they're the funniest people in the world, and how my site would be infinitely better with their contributions.
    Forthcoming.